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Horseback - "Logo" T-Shirt

Horseback -

£12.00

Black print on grey t-shirt.
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All Latest Releases

All Latest Releases

£45.00

Bundle pack of the following releases, only pay shipping for one release!

Aunt Mary - "Almost Dead" 7"
Doom Ape - "Rehearsal July 2010" Tape
Flesh Coffin - "False Memories" Tape
Forced Entry & Naked Fist - "Demo I" Tape
Funeral Mongoloids/Plauged Braces - Split Tape
Inseminoid - "Coven" 3" CD-r
Inseminoid/Jackal - "Live In Newcastle" CD-r
Manilapede - "Manillapede" CD
Milton Grove Skum Band/Mike Smiths Lobster Beast - Split CD-r
Vomir - "L'homme Saturé" LP
Warrior Breed - "New Yorkshire" Tape
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Random Turgid Animal Grab Bag Deal

Random Turgid Animal Grab Bag Deal

£20.00

Get a randomly chosen selection of musical goodies from the Turgid Animal Catalogue and Distro!

Bought indivually, the total will come to much more than £20!
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Axis Of Advance - "Landline" LP (Grief Foundation)

Axis Of Advance -

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AXIS OF ADVANCE formed from the still-warm ashes of SACRAMENTARY ABOLISHMENT. Picking up right where SACRAMENTARY ABOLISHMENT left off, AXIS OF ADVANCE began their existence with the release of a 3-song MCD of crushing black/death war metal. With only 500 copies of this 1999 release, it tends to be forgotten in the wake of their more recent releases despite being some of their most vicious and primitive material. Landline features two songs that were written for what was meant to be SACRAMENTARY ABOLISHMENT's third album (they also get rerecorded for AXIS OF ADVANCE's debut album Strike), as well a SACRIFICE cover. Expect nothing less than top-notch apocalyptic nuclear hate-filled blackness!
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Baptism - "Grim Arts Of Melancholy" 2x LP (Northern Heritage)

Baptism -

£18.00

True Finnish Black Metal released on Northern Heritage. Double LP!
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Blood Of Kingu - "De Occulta Philosophia" LP (Northern Heritage)

Blood Of Kingu -

£12.00

Ex-Hate Forest, now with chanting dark vocals and Sumerian/Ancient Egyptian Mythology & History. New better artwork than on CD!!! Northern Heritage Licenced Vinyl.
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Tape Releases

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Alo Girl -

Alo Girl - "Gently Before She Dies" C-30


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So naked, so dead. Alo Girl is the solo noise project of Cristiano Renzoni based in Milan, Italy. He also runs the unbelivably dedicated harsh noise record label Urashima. The sounds within this cassette are bound to turn heads and cement Alo Girl's place within the large database of excellent Italian noise projects throughout the years. Highly recommended! Edition of 30.

Baptist Skin Communiti -

Baptist Skin Communiti - "Inner Pollution" C-60


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BSC is one of Richard Ramirez's better known project and this cassette will explain why. An hour of pure pollutive noise to fill your speakers and spin your head. Abbrassive with calm passages coupling ambient electronics with field recordings. Limited to 50 copies, black ink on black card.

Bucketovsissors -

Bucketovsissors - "Privilege" - C-40


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40 minutes of ugly harsh exploitation. 4 pieces of relentless synth death and burning static. Ugly but lovely work from this German resident. Edition of 50 copies on white tapes with white cases and laser printed covers to boot. The power of Zeus and the fury of Hades. Get on it. Very few copies remain!

Doom Ape -

Doom Ape - "Rehearsal July 2010" C-20


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Following the full length tape on Matching Head and the debut one-sided 7" on TA; Doom Ape continues to explore the "doom" (very loosly termed) genre in a very dictaphonic, experimental and off kilter sort of way. Comes in sealed PVC sleeve with fold out poster hosing a soft case with tape inside. Stamp collectors unite. Same programme both sides.

Flesh Coffin -

Flesh Coffin - "False Memories" C-40


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Norwegian harsh noise at it's finest. Taking a leaf out of the book of the forefathers like Lasse Marhaug, Andreas Brandal (also of Lupus Golem, The Hour of the Wolf and the Twilight Luggage label) crafts two 20 minute sides of expert experimental music which only someone at the top of their game can produce. Highly thought out and perfectly executed harsh noise.

Forced Entry & Naked Fist -

Forced Entry & Naked Fist - "Demo I" C-10


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What is it you Americans call it? Mysterious Guy Harcore? Well I suppose it's that but from the cold peaks of north Derbyshire, Chesvegas (or Chesterfield). Just over 5 minutes of bizarre, fumbling, lo-fi and above all; mysterious: Shit-Punk. Limited and numbered edition of 30 copies with labels and full printed lyrics. Same programme both sides.

Funeral Mongoloids/Plauged Braces - Split C-20

Funeral Mongoloids/Plauged Braces - Split C-20


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Old school true noisecore scum sound from Finland and England. Ancient split. Comes on red tapes with yellow labels.

Heatsick -

Heatsick - "Reverse Gardens" - C-60


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New murky tape tonality from Steve Warwick of Birds of Delay fame. First side is straight to tape lo-fi tonal drone of the highest order. The flip is a loop recorded live that slowly builds and dies. Get yer fix! 100 copies on clear tapes with full colour art by the man himself.

Inseminoid -

Inseminoid - "Thundercrack The Whip" C-60


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New recording from Proctor (Ape) and Stokoe (Culver). Two bass driven drone compositions with subtle guitar buried in the sand. Two half hour slowed down storms put through 12 octave pedals. Intense!

Kamloops -

Kamloops - "Appearing As Such But Not Necessarily So" - C-40


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Dim Records boss/Staplerfahrer main man, delivers 5 pieces of harsh variation and dynamic obscenity/indecency! Following a release on Ambolthue Records, this release will make you feel sick. Edition of 22 on white tapes with white cases with laser printed full colour art by the Ape. Few left!

Karst -

Karst - "Protze" - Single Sided C-90


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45 minutes of straight to tape archive documentation. Ugly tones and beaten up guitars pave the way for a drone going on harsh noise junk terrifier! New UK project from the North. Cheap winters....

Mutant Ape/Lolita Vibrator Torture - Split C-40

Mutant Ape/Lolita Vibrator Torture - Split C-40


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Harsh fades and stretched guitar from the UK's Mutant Ape. Harsh dynamic cut ups from Italy's Lolita Vibrator Torture in the vain of Romance and other "Jap-Noise" style harsh abuse. Artwork by Tisbor.

Mutant Ape -

Mutant Ape - "Brave 08" C-60


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New recordings from the Ape, tackling the new year with two sides of harsh abuse. First side was recording in the comfort of the basement, whereas side B was recorded in the harsh enviroment of the Snuff Trap, BLYTH with beasts lurking round ever corner and Geordie Jeff recalling a tale of selling sand to the arabs... Paralell universe. Nothing finer.

Mutant Ape -

Mutant Ape - "Euro Jizz: Live In Helsinki, Finland"


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Live set by Mutant Ape on debut visit to Finland last year. Featuring harsh noise meltdown and unheard words of wisdom from the late, great Jamie Gillis. RIP. Picture coming soon.

Mutant Ape -

Mutant Ape - "I Would Never Shoot A Wolf" C-60


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Mutant Ape recordings from 2009. Dark and true. Deeply unsettled and unrelenting. Crawling. Churning. Chugging along. Brave New World. South-Northern America 1892. I would kill you all but I would never shoot a wolf... Edition of 30.

Mutant Ape/Hal Hutchinson -

Mutant Ape/Hal Hutchinson - "Split" C-20


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Do as you are told. Thoilden. North vs. south harsh noise showdown. Grotty and broken sound. Demented and uneducated labouring hordes meeting in the middle of a working class hell. 20 minutes of worrying noise. Edition of 30.

Mutant Ape/Scordatura/Splinter vs. Stalin -

Mutant Ape/Scordatura/Splinter vs. Stalin - "Split" C-60


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3-way split from the founding fathers and Turgid new-comer Scordatura from Poland. Mutant Ape beems in a track from early 07. Harsh anal noise from the depths of the Sparrow Pit. Splinter vs. Stalin throw us a track of bizarre cut up tape shit/Power Electronic sounds. Scordatura brings forth a juttering cut up harsh attack on the senses.

Mutant Ape and Torturing Nurse -

Mutant Ape and Torturing Nurse - "No Need To Cry" C-60


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Mail collaboration from 2006. Two sides of the full on harsh attack that you would expect from these lot. Art by Proctor.

Mutant Turd -

Mutant Turd - "GG Allin Live In Cuba" C-60


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Mutant Turd, transported back in time to the height of GG Allin. They ship him off to Cuba, he plays in Cuba. At the same time in Leeds, England the Mutant Turd boys listen to his performance over a short wave radio, plug it into an amp and release a tape. Full colour covers.

Murder Book -

Murder Book - "Sozguv" One-Sided C-90


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Deep dark ambience from Murder Book. And you thought murder was fun? You thought you could just apologise? You thought that would make it OK? All better? FUCK YOU

Prestidigitators, The -

Prestidigitators, The - "Liver Aktion" C-40


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Two live recordings in about 40 minutes of junk noise trash from Northern England. The first side is taken from Newcastle which see's Gillham from Snotnosed/Drunk In Hell and Baines playing the infamous Distraction Records weekender at The Cluny in 2005. Gillham, Baines and Dave/Milovan from Smell & Quim tear it up in Leeds as part of the Curmudgeon alldayer at the Packhorse in a bloody noise battle. Pro dubbded tapes in a pro dubbed fold out cover featuring all manner of grotesque artwork inside a PVC bag. Limited to 77 copies.

Progeria Youth -

Progeria Youth - "Little People of America" C-40


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The second Progeria Youth release, the follow up to 2005's "Dirty Disease" CD-r. Recorded last year via the post. This release see's the lads go into more focused territory but with that rough-round-the-edges approach from before. Full colour art by Proctor.

Robe./Oubliette - Split C-90

Robe./Oubliette - Split C-90


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35+ mins from both bands. Robe. (USA) opens side A with a deranged dark soundscape slowly building in harshness and fading in darkness. Evil cogs turning and bass tones thuddering over a drawn out fog of sound. Oubliette (USA) clears things up for you with the straight forward lo-fi harsh madness that he is known for. Split power supreme!

Sick Buildings -

Sick Buildings - "Surfeit" - C-20 + C-30


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Double cassette feature from this Canadian killer! Conceptual release with the first tape being a heavily edited and dense sound collage of static wall spit and the other tape being pure dense sine wave on one side and pink noise (on a pink tape) on the other! Tapes come printed in a large vinyl case with minimal artwork. Really please with this one! Sick Buildings! Limited to 100 copies.

Spucatum Tauri -

Spucatum Tauri - "Dirty Corners " C-30


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Guitar based Power Electronics from Pekka PT (Gelsomina) and George Proctor (Mutant Ape). 4 tracks of brooding industrial soundscapes with vocals. Desperate, bleak and at war with the world, no one to trust... Lyrics printed on the 3 fold full colour cover, artwork by Pekka.

The Sunken/Khellso - Split C-20

The Sunken/Khellso - Split C-20


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Expert Pacific North West Harsh Noise USA! The Sunken deliver two sharp 5 minute blast of grotesque pedal abuse. Babies cry as bottles are smashed over a bad of dense electronics on Side B from Khellso, the collaborative project between PNW's Skellaten and Suicidal Tendons. Comes in standard jewel case with two inserts and a nice printed label on the tape. Horrible but bloody great!

Völva -

Völva - "She Bade Me Travel to a Place..." C-30


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Ancient Europe. A new Anglo-Italian project from George Proctor (Mutant Ape) and Francesco Raucci (Lexes). Harsh electronics for harsh times. Brutal Europe. Artwork by Raucci.

Warrior Breed -

Warrior Breed - "New Yorkshire" C-30


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Warrior Breed was my first ever band that me and my cousin started in the garage when I was about 13. "If it's your first band, presumably it sounds shit and shouldn't be released?" Yes, it sounds quite bad and it probably shouldn't be released. Although here it is; purely for the fact that it reminds me of the better days, I think it necassary to get out there so fuck off eh? Comes on white tapes with labels and features full printed youthful lyrics. Same programme both sides.

Werewolf Jerusalem/Culver - Split C-30

Werewolf Jerusalem/Culver - Split C-30


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Split cassette from two of the most realiable names in the noise/drone world. Lee Stokoe's Culver project has appeared throughout Turgid Animals catalogue since the beginning and over the past 10 years or so since the project began, he has cemented himself as a master of his craft, scoring big points for England's dodgy music "scene". Much in the same way Richard Ramirez and his Werewolf Jerusalem project has for the USA across the ocean. Culver's side focuses on the slow moving and doom laden drone side of what would these days be called wall noise and Werewolf Jerusalem's side offers up a more ecstatic and brighter sound and take on the HNW genre. Highly recommended!

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